Mennonite Mommy Electrocutes Little Jerk-Offs

mennonitesMANITOBA, Canada — An Old Order Mennonite woman who admitted to disciplining two young children with an electric cattle prod was sentenced in a Brandon courtroom Friday to three years supervised probation.  Louisa Bauman, 57, previously pleaded guilty to two counts of assault with a weapon.

A number of boys who had been living with the couple reported Enos Bauman had used a cattle prod on them as a disciplinary measure against masturbation.

“The boys and their father believed the use of a stock prodder was effective and justified and was helping the boys with their troubles,” Roch said.  [Winnipeg Sun]

Apparently electricity has its uses, after all… – Editor