Stiff Punishment For Teen’s Cement Jesus Blowie

jesus-statueEVERETT, PENNSYLTUCKY – The ostensibly secular Pennsylvania State Police have charged a 14-year-old boy with “desecration of a venerated object,” a misdemeanor, after the youth posted Facebook photos of himself simulating hot fellatio action with a statue of a just-begging-for-it Jesus Chris.  The teen, who is a minor, will be charged in juvenile court.  Paging the ACLU...  [The Smoking Gun]