“Tea Party Satanist” Rebukes Pussy Liberal Satanists (Video)

Um, dudes, can’t we all just get along and worship that mean old goat man from the Christian fairy tales we so vehemently reject?

DETROIT, MI — A new Satanic religious group that debuted in Detroit this month already has encountered outspoken opposition: other Satanists. The Rev. Tom Erik Raspotnik, 49, of Oxford decries the Satanic Temple’s atheism and progressive ideals. He said his Temples of Satan honors the deity of Satan, and he and others with him are pro-life and believe in animal sacrifices. [Detroit Free Press]

Below, don’t miss Temple of Satan congregant Cindy Fleming, owner of the diabolical tchotchke emporium “Temple of the Ancient Dragon”, get her black velvet thong in a wad, because, you know, EVEN SATAN HATES ATHEISTS.