Jim Bakker Hawking Vagina Wipes To Fund Wife’s House

Jim and Lori BakkerDid you know that Jim Bakker, infamous ’80s Jesus Sleaze convicted on 22 counts of fraud, is back on TV? Yes-huh!  He’s got a new wife named Lori, a thriving e-commerce emporium, and luckily for us all, together they’re shilling “silver” snake oil wipes that can miraculously cleanse the world’s filthy-disgusting lady holes.  The page, deleted last night in the face of withering lamestream media scrutiny, also tempted shoppers with the promise that “Proceeds from this donation will go towards the completion of Lori’s House.”  So cut the guy some slack; fella’s gotta stash his beard somewhere….