Texas Priest Masturbates For Undercover Cops

Today’s shining examplar of the holy discipline of celibacy…

Father Alberto TrevinoInvestigators said Trevino pleasured himself in front of the officer and while in plain view of an unidentified person at the park. Trevino then exposed and solicited himself to the officer, according to the San Antonio Police Department.

When asked if he had protection, the priest replied that he didn’t. The officer then walked to his unmarked car and drove off, signaling nearby officers to make the arrest…

The Missionaries of the Holy Family said Trevino was helping other men looking to become priest [sic] themselves.  [KENS 5 San Antonio]