Megachurch Pastor Perry Noble: “The Church Just Wants Your Money”

PSYCH!  Perry Noble isn’t confessing to being a greedy merchant of nothingness, silly.  No, his new sermon series is just using the “irony” to assert he does NOT want 10% of your salary, and so… give him 10% of your salary.  Get it?  The “irony” makes it the opposite of cringe-inducingly transparent, Orwell-level predatory psychology.

Perry Noble“I love taking the offering in church. I’m sure you expected me to say that; after all, I am a megachurch pastor and it’s really easy to take shots at guys like me when we talk about money,” said Noble…

“If you have ever been to a concert, you ‘gave an offering.’ Concert tickets and experiences are at an all-time high, and no one is sitting in the concert angry and complaining out loud that ‘the only reason they are doing this is because they want my money!'” [Christian Post]

newspring-logo-smNoble is the CEO of NewSpring, a house of McWorship with a name and logo seemingly picked up at the asset liquidation sale of a bankrupt social network — and they will not rest until they hoover up every last fucking cent of #YourMoney:

Aaaaand, start the countdown to this “Noble” clergyman’s inevitable indictment on fraud and tax evasion charges in… five… four… three…