Summit Of Dress-Wearing Men Rejects Homos

So tough shit, Mary — only boys who pretend to like lady holes are allowed in our super-fancy child rape club!

BishopsVATICAN CITY (AP) — Catholic bishops scrapped their landmark welcome to gays Saturday, showing deep divisions at the end of a two-week meeting sought by Pope Francis to chart a more merciful approach to ministering to Catholic families…

The bishops failed to reach consensus on a watered-down section on ministering to homosexuals. The new section had stripped away the welcoming tone of acceptance contained in a draft document earlier in the week. [Associated Press]