Bipolar “Satanist” Claims Devil Made Him Smash 10 Commandments Tablet

Sure, Satan may be evil, but you can’t deny he’s got good taste in landscape architecture — so think twice before erecting some low-rent tombstone “sculpture” on your front lawn…

Oklahoma 10 Commandments SmashedOKLAHOMA CITY — Authorities took a man into custody Friday after they say he admitted driving a car onto the Oklahoma Capitol grounds overnight and into a disputed granite monument of the Ten Commandments, smashing it to pieces…

The man was detained after he showed up at a federal building in Oklahoma City on Friday morning, rambling and making derogatory statements about the president, and admitted destroying the monument, said David Allison, an agent with the U.S. Secret Service in Oklahoma City.

“He claimed he got out of his car, urinated on the monument, and then ran over it and destroyed it,” Allison said. “He said Satan told him to do it, and that he was a Satanist.” [SWTimes]