Uppity Broad “Priest” Instantly Excommunicated

Well duh! Everyone knows you need a PENIS to be qualified to read moldy old fairy tales aloud. So memo to the “lady” — there are plenty of vacant gym teacher and prison guard positions available throughout the corn belt..

lady-priest KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) – A Kansas City woman who defied the Roman Catholic Church by claiming to become a priest now faces the church’s ultimate punishment of excommunication…

Georgia Walker took part in a ceremony she claims made her the first female ordained Catholic priest in Kansas City. Walker was warned it would not be recognized by the church and could well get her excommunicated and that’s exactly what’s happened…

Walker told KCTV5 before the ceremony last month that she knew what might happen.

“The people that are doing the excommunication, they’re simply following church law. That’s just the way it is and I would like to see the law changed,” she said.

Walker said she loves the church, but found that, inside, it’s not the church she had hoped to be a part of.

“I want it to be more inclusive. I want it to welcome everybody to the table,” she said. [KCTV 5 Kansas City]

But everyone IS welcome.  Well, their open wallets are welcome at least…

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