Pope Sick Of Women Breeding “Like Rabbits”

Because where better to get family planning tips than from the purportedly virginal CEO of Kiddie Rapers, Inc.?

popo-lapinCatholics do not have to breed “like rabbits” and should instead practise responsible parenting, Pope Francis said…

But he firmly upheld church teaching banning contraception and said no outside institution should impose its views on regulating family size, blasting what he called the “ideological colonisation” of the developing world…

At the same time, however, he said it’s not true that to be a good Catholic “you have to be like rabbits”. On the contrary, he said “responsible parenthood” requires that couples regulate the births of their children, as church teaching allows. He cited the case of a woman he met who was pregnant with her eighth child after seven cesarean sections.

“That is an irresponsibility!” he said. The woman might argue that she should trust in God. “But God gives you methods to be responsible,” he said.  [Guardian]

That’s right, you insatiable little sluts — if you can’t say no to the dick, then you deserve to be sliced open like the dirty loaf of haggis you are…

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