Concerned Pastor “Counsels” Hogtied Naked Man In His Car

And the lord gazeth down from the heavens upon his leather-scalped disciple and quoth, “BRING OUT THE GIMP!”

Via USA Today:

A Pittsburgh pastor has been charged with lewdness and indecent exposure after police say he was found in a car with a young man who was naked and bound with a rope.

According to a criminal complaint seen by local TV station KDKA, George Gregory, leader of the Waterfront Christian Community Church in West Homestead, Pa., told officers they “were just playing” and he and the other man “meet up from time to time to play with each other.”

“I was counseling a young man with a drug problem,” he added about Friday’s incident. “It did turn strange, but it wasn’t my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I’m not participating in that way. And so that’s when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”

“I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing,” he said. [more]

Below: Enjoy the view of wifums, hovering just in-frame, boring godly laser holes into the back of Pastor’s head while he flounders cartoonishly for the camera. A Pittsburg-area divorce attorney has a very motivated new client today…


Another case of life imitating art imitating life etc…