Pastor Rapes Teen Sisters During Spiritual Hamburger Date Gone Awry

It can’t be a coincidence that so many pastors wield “spiritual guidance” through the tips of their penises, can it? Verily, it must be GOD’S PLAN!

Via WSMV-TV Nashville:

According to a police report, Pastor David Rowan was a guest speaker at a church in the area.

During an interview with detectives, he said the 14-year-old and 15-year-old victims looked up to him for spiritual guidance.

According to police, Rowan asked the sisters to get a hamburger and milkshake back in 2014. Their mother gave them permission.

Rowan then allegedly took the young women to a local hotel, which is where police say he “took advantage of the girls’ trust and naivety” and molested them. [more]

Pastor Rowan hasn’t yet been scrubbed from his home church’s website,, or its YouTube channel, which provides a lovely opportunity to observe Christ’s servant in his natural habitat:

We plucked the above sermon from July 2017 at random, in which the accused rapist David Rowan recounts another, more recent “preaching” trip to Tampa, FL. Wonder how THAT went?


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“Through the Scriptures, God revealed to me that I was a lost sinner.”  – Pastor David Rowan