Enraged Hallucinating Muslims Torch Blasphemous Pampers®

blasphemous-pampersSure, we’re all used to delusional Catholics seeing Mary in super-holy places like the surface of burnt toast or the rusty stalactites of subway stations — but now Muslims in India are getting in on the cataracts-as-spiritual-vision game!

Via The Sun:

A MUSLIM group has called for a boycott of Pampers products after claiming to have seen the word ‘Mohammed’ in the face of a cartoon cat which appears on its nappies.

The lines illustrating the whiskers, nose, mouth and left eye of the smiley feline allegedly bear a close resemblance to the Prophet’s name when written in Arabic or Urdu.

Activists have branded the image an “insult” to Islam.

Video footage has emerged showing outraged parents forming pyres using Pampers Baby Dry Pants in the streets of India and torching whole packets in protest.

In a letter to police, the group said Pampers – which is owned by US multinational Procter & Gamble – had “hurt the feelings” of the Muslim community

The letter went on to say: “Arrest them and punish them.” [more]

Yes, because the crackerjack creative team at Procter & Gamble HQ in ultra-diverse Cincinnati is oh-so-Urdu-fluent. So watch out, P&G – your multi-billion dollar global conglomerate doesn’t stand a chance against a clutch of nearsighted paupers playing with matches in the gutter!

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