Sweet soul patch, dude. Got any bath salts?
Via WPTV West Palm Beach:
PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. — Pinellas County deputies have arrested a man for allegedly starting two fires at churches claiming that he “set the fires for God.”
Deputies say that Brody Allen Seiger, 33, set the fires at two Tampa Bay area churches between 11 p.m. on Saturday, February 3 and 1 a.m. on Sunday, February 4…
Detectives say both churches were unoccupied at the time and the fires caused minor property damage. [more]
Alas, the Lord seems to have rebuffed your generosity…