So yeah, that whole idea about how letting priests get married will attract a higher caliber of human who’s less inclined to violent sexual assault? Not so much… Via WTHR […]
Sweet soul patch, dude. Got any bath salts? Via WPTV West Palm Beach: PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. — Pinellas County deputies have arrested a man for allegedly starting two fires at churches […]
Verily, the Lord may be withholding all South Africa’s rain water, but in its place He hath bestowed a mighty torrent of cray-cray bloodletting… Via Times Live: What was meant […]
Apparently in the 21st Century, the Vatican can’t find enough pedophiles to staff its collections efforts in the all-important Amazonian jungle village market… Via The Wall Street Journal: In the […]
ATTN: Anglican Vicars – It’s been 454 years since King Henry VIII liberated you from Catholicism, meaning you are, in fact, allowed to fuck adults. Please make a note of it.
Come on guys — give the Christ-loving family some credit. They knew their little bundle of inbred joy might be an abomination, but they just couldn’t abide a disgusting BASTARD, too!
Hmmmm – whatever could it be about this scenario that might inspire God Almighty to detonate the organ dedicated to collecting and storing BILE? The mind reels…. Via Voice of America: […]
It can’t be a coincidence that so many pastors wield “spiritual guidance” through the tips of their penises, can it? Verily, it must be GOD’S PLAN! Via WSMV-TV Nashville: According […]
Billy Graham, who pioneered the showy, jet-setting religiosity of raking in a fortune while pantomiming the gospel of a humble, poverty-espousing Messiah, blinked out into an eternity of meaningless blackness […]
Via Statesville Record & Landmark: Deputies said [Rev. Michael Seth] Marsh was hunting coyotes and had an electronic coyote call near Edd Burgess Road Extension in Taylorsville. He was armed […]