Enraged Hallucinating Muslims Torch Blasphemous Pampers®
Sure, we’re all used to delusional Catholics seeing Mary in super-holy places like the surface of burnt toast or the rusty stalactites of subway stations — but now Muslims in […]
Fiery Anti-Porn Cleric Facing Porn & Sexting Charges
Because look, just like the loudest prohibitionists need to secretly pound some Jägerbombs to fully appreciate the horrors of alcohol, hardline Islamists gotta one rub out to some hot smut […]
Islamic Preacher: Missing One Prayer Worse Than Murder, Rape, Terror, Pedophilia!
OK, but like, would Allah still be all ripshit if the only reason you missed prayer is because you got a bad bowl of goat chakna and came down with a really gnarly case of the runs???
Sword-Wielding Muslim Decapitates Jesus In Church Attack
Verily, this whole “turning the other (plaster) cheek” thing is not paying dividends for the Lord… Via Voice of America News: JAKARTA, INDONESIA — A sword attack at a Catholic church […]
Sufi Dervishes Kill 5 Iranian Police In Mass Protests
Via Radio Free Europe: Five security officers have been killed and 300 people arrested amid clashes between law enforcement authorities and Sufi Muslim protesters in Tehran, police say. Footage circulating […]
Islamist Murders Five Outside Russian Orthodox Church
Somehow the irony of shouting “Allahu Akbar” at devoutly religious victims was lost on the young jihadi, who was doubtless inflamed with lust for that sweet post-mortem black-eyed virgin poon. Via RT: […]
#MOSQUEMeToo: Pussy-Grabbing Rampant At Compulsory Hajj Pilgrimage
Sad and SHOCKING to think women aren’t safe at the world’s biggest convention for sexually repressed zealots raised to believe Allah sees ladies as mere walking uteruses… Via Decan Chronicle: […]
Imam Exorcist Battles Demon-Possessed Woman Over IKEA Table
And here we always assumed the Catholics had a monopoly on this flavor of cray-cray… Via Sun.co.uk: RARE footage captured the moment an Imam performed an exorcism on […]
Fed Up Muslim Women Torching Suffocating Hijabs
Via Daily Mail UK: Videos showing women burning the hijab are being posted on social media in solidarity with a protest movement against enforced headscarf in Iran. Posted online with […]
Chicago Imam Indicted On Aggravated Sexual Groping, Jizzing
Via Chicago Tribune: A prominent Islamic leader who was previously arrested in the alleged sexual abuse of an employee now faces additional charges after he was formally indicted. Mohammed Abdullah […]