ATTN: Anglican Vicars – It’s been 454 years since King Henry VIII liberated you from Catholicism, meaning you are, in fact, allowed to fuck adults. Please make a note of it.
JT’s rabid fans already can’t wait to see the dynastic millennial’s wardrobe on his next state visit — hopefully to Papua New Guinea or the Brazilian Amazon!
Because look, just like the loudest prohibitionists need to secretly pound some Jägerbombs to fully appreciate the horrors of alcohol, hardline Islamists gotta one rub out to some hot smut […]
All you “spiritual medicine” haters can say what you will, but there’s no denying that the patient’s “breathing difficulties” are behind him!
In “secular” Turkey, atheists are still so despised, even the DEAD ones face violence – at their own public funerals (which themselves are so rare, they attract astonished media coverage). […]
Come on guys — give the Christ-loving family some credit. They knew their little bundle of inbred joy might be an abomination, but they just couldn’t abide a disgusting BASTARD, too!
What happens when you and your bestie bud launch a new offshoot doomsday cult, but can’t get anyone to join? You kidnap & marry each other’s prepubescent youngins, of course! […]
As liaisons to the dead, African “fetish priests” – a.k.a. “witch doctors”, or more simply “charlatans” – enjoy serious respect in the bush. Except when they don’t, in which case […]
OK, but like, would Allah still be all ripshit if the only reason you missed prayer is because you got a bad bowl of goat chakna and came down with a really gnarly case of the runs???
Hmmmm – whatever could it be about this scenario that might inspire God Almighty to detonate the organ dedicated to collecting and storing BILE? The mind reels…. Via Voice of America: […]