L’il Moonie Urges Flock To Pack AR-15 Machine Guns At Church
Did you know Unification (Moonie) Church founder Sun Myung Moon had a son named Kook Jin (Justin), and Kook launched his own gun factory? Neither did we. Better yet, his other […]
Pastor Cures Cancer & AIDS With Refreshing Insecticide Facial Spritz
And what does “Pastor Doom” receive as thanks? Only a conviction on five counts of assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm! Via BBC: A South African self-styled prophet […]
Tibetan Monks Are Scared Shitless Of Death (And Selfish!)
When researchers from Harvard Divinity School & elsewhere polled people from various religious traditions all over the world, they naturally expected to find Buddhists blissfully basking in a serenity derived […]
Atheism Rates Double Among Generation Z
When Impact 360 Institute, dedicated to “cultivating leaders who follow Jesus,” recently partnered with Barna Research, their “landmark study” revealed “only 4% of Gen Z have a biblical worldview.” Ruh-roh, […]
Rabbi: All Women Are “Weak-Minded, Just Babble”
So listen up ladies, if you want to be smart, you need to chant the same moldy scrolls non-stop for a few decades — AND grow a little schlong I can […]
Masshole Voodoo Mommies Ritualistically Torture, Kill Children
In two separate cases in as many weeks, it seems Massachusetts witch trials are making a splashy comeback. Tituba would be proud…. Via Boston.com: The Randolph hairstylist said her two […]
Rapist Priest Also Hoarded Kiddy Porn, LSD & Ecstasy
Talk about a multifaceted charmer with diverse and eclectic passions! Via IdahoStateJournal: BOISE — Bishop Peter F. Christensen of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Boise said in a statement Tuesday […]
Imam Exorcist Battles Demon-Possessed Woman Over IKEA Table
And here we always assumed the Catholics had a monopoly on this flavor of cray-cray… Via Sun.co.uk: RARE footage captured the moment an Imam performed an exorcism on […]
Cardinals & Rabbis Laser-Focused On Icelandic Baby Penises
With Iceland poised to ban male genital mutilation – a.k.a. “circumcision” – the world’s most notorious and prolific baby penis mutilators are getting their dank manties in a real twist! […]
Right-Wing Hindus On Facebook: Murder Inter-Faith Couples!
India’s “Love Jihad” panic is a bigoted, paranoid conspiracy theory, which means of course it’s spreading like wildfire in the festering hellhole that is Facebook. Via TheWire.in: New Delhi: Days before […]