ATTN: Anglican Vicars – It’s been 454 years since King Henry VIII liberated you from Catholicism, meaning you are, in fact, allowed to fuck adults. Please make a note of it.
Sure, this may look bad, but Rev. Kirby’s British accent is so damned posh, it sounds like he’s just sipping tea and watching reruns of Downton Abbey & The Tudors. […]
In which Gloucestershire’s cranky olds shit all over the newfangled nonsense that is indoor plumbing… Via Telegraph.co.uk: One vicar’s efforts to attract more [Millennials] to services by installing a convenient […]
So keep yer bloody garden gnomes and “Real Chuffed You’re Still Dead” mylar balloon bouquets at your own damned flat, OK? Via Kent Online: BREDHURST, KENT – A village vicar […]
Uh-oh. When Twitter and Facebook are the lynchpin of your imploding mega-cult’s survival strategy, even the Almighty Himself will concede, quite unequivocally, that you are fuuuuucked. The Church of England will no longer […]
Archbishop Welby better start listening carefully for claps of thunder, because his boney heretic ass in now in the Lord’s Godly Crosshairs! “The other day I was praying over something as I was running and I […]