Boy-Diddling Brit Vicar Sentenced To 16 Years
ATTN: Anglican Vicars – It’s been 454 years since King Henry VIII liberated you from Catholicism, meaning you are, in fact, allowed to fuck adults. Please make a note of it.
Hooker-Loving Vicar Busted Snorting Coke, Watching Porn
Sure, this may look bad, but Rev. Kirby’s British accent is so damned posh, it sounds like he’s just sipping tea and watching reruns of Downton Abbey & The Tudors. […]
Parish Rebukes Vicar’s Plan For In-Church Millennial Pooping
In which Gloucestershire’s cranky olds shit all over the newfangled nonsense that is indoor plumbing… Via Telegraph.co.uk: One vicar’s efforts to attract more [Millennials] to services by installing a convenient […]
UK Vicar Wants Mourners’ Tacky Shit Out Of His Classy Graveyard
So keep yer bloody garden gnomes and “Real Chuffed You’re Still Dead” mylar balloon bouquets at your own damned flat, OK? Via Kent Online: BREDHURST, KENT – A village vicar […]
Muslim Woman Bites Chunk Out Of Fellow Worshipper’s Face
Via Daily Mail UK: A mother-of-two who bit a chunk out of a fellow worshipper’s face at a mosque before spitting the skin out on the floor has been spared […]
Archbishop: Church Of England Facing Extinction
Uh-oh. When Twitter and Facebook are the lynchpin of your imploding mega-cult’s survival strategy, even the Almighty Himself will concede, quite unequivocally, that you are fuuuuucked. The Church of England will no longer […]
Ultra-Orthodox Sect Erects Street Signs Banning Women From Sidewalk
Oy vey — vagina-havers thinking they have the right to shlep over the same street-schmutz as penis-havers? Talk about chutzpah! Feh! Residents of a London neighborhood were shocked after noticing street signs banishing […]