Exalted Mormon Hairball Guilty Of Child Bigamy, Kidnapping & Rape
What happens when you and your bestie bud launch a new offshoot doomsday cult, but can’t get anyone to join? You kidnap & marry each other’s prepubescent youngins, of course! […]
Fundy Mormon “Prophet” Warren Jeffs Still Running Show From Behind Bars
Warren Jeffs, former “FBI 10 Most Wanted” and President of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints (a.k.a. the REAL Mormons), may be serving life-plus-twenty in Texas for multiple counts of […]
Mormon Prophet To Nubile Youth: Satan Knows Our “Enticing” Appetites
Yes, yes — “our appetites” for all that hot kinky sex are very “enticing,” but “ultimate safety” lies in cinching your magic underwear tight as a chastity belt, so you […]
Mormon Polygamists Resign En Masse After Vagina-Haver Elected Mayor
Who can blame the backwater bureaucrats of Hildale, Utah? No doubt their single traffic light ran much better under their exalted Pedo-Prophet Warren Jeffs… Via St. George News: ST. GEORGE — Eleven city […]
Mormonism Is Fucking Depressing
Verily, a life without caffeine and booze is a (now statistically proven!) shittier life to live… Via Brigham Young University: After studying and surveying samples of members, Tim Heaton concluded […]
Mormon Church Admits Joseph Smith Was A Pedophile Adulterer
So he was porking a harem of already-married bitches and a 14 year-old, big deal. He said an ANGEL TOLD HIM TO DO IT, and we totes believe that shit! From […]
Mormons Get Enchanted Panties In Wad Over “Magic Underwear” (Video)
It’s rare when a cult is so insecure, it will legitimize the rituals of other superstitions to make itself seem less batshit insane, but not all cults are the Mormons – […]